oh god the rape fog is back!
Non-Jews are for practice
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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