PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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