when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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