Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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