What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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