So drunk its hurt
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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