what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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