I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
