I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I could fuck to npr.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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