I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My cat gives me a boner
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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