I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish i was in the wii world.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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