is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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