He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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