Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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