Yo dont text me then not text me
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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