Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Less talking, more tequila
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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