Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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