It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
a search helicopter?!
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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