Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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