Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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