Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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