We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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