This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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