Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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