I cannot find my penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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