I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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