Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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