Non-Jews are for practice
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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