Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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