her vagine was all disorganized.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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