he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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