Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
