Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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