We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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