is your mom at the bar?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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