Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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