Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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