wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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