is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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