We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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