Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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