My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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