I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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