Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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