absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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