please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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