He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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