If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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