I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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