I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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