Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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