Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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