Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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