I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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