Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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