This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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