We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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