i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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